“The last time I went back to a girl’s house for an impromptu house party I spent most of the night straightening out rugs, putting down coasters and alphabetising DVDs while all around me people got off with whoever was closest and gradually headed off to various rooms to make more mess, no doubt.”
― Jon Richardson, It’s Not Me, It’s You
Literally me. The last house party I went to I spent 10 minutes lining up knives and forks. And then 10 minutes spinning...